really makes you think

the explosion being slightly late really sells the illusion

Animation so clean there's nothing left for the piranhas

Very fun and great and bla bla bla

The only thing I could think of to make this better is sound. Like, the sounds of C4 and fire and likewise and such as. Or something, cause pure silence isn't doing it.

Ugh, so close to great

Really a fantastic game except for:
Guns are...impotent. Really, they're not worth it. Too loud, suck up too many points, and cause....
Lag. I've died simply because the inventory wouldn't open and I couldn't heal myself. That's one of many instances of bs lag.

GLITCHES.
At the end of the game, during the docks run, my "companion" just straight up stopped shooting. He followed, but just couldn't seem to be bothered with the zombies.

I don't remember where sadly, but I found an item called "undefined". It was not a bonus thing or a reward and couldn't be used for anything.

Despite all that, this is still f***ing fun.

Perfectly epic

Only drawbacks are collisions and helicopters. You can have a car all the way to the side, but somehow still hit it, and have you fucking tried beating helicopters on highway to hell? It just doesn't seem that well thought out, keeping to one side while being shot, all you can do is get lucky and not die. Aside from that, amazing game, refreshing. Also, props to TomaMoto for AWESOME voice acting, despite being forced to use words like "chumps" and "yo-yo's(?)".

suitably dank

jerk = hitted

the sub bass is definitely there

this better not awaken anything in me